ok i’m gonna go watch tv with my brother since this is the one time he’ll let me hang out with him

i’d say i’ll be back later but i’ll probably fall asleep. peace out bros

FROM: bbomb
my name is eva and i like to ruin my best friend's life i've decided when i become famous more famous than beyonce im going to let lose all of pro's secrets and Ruin Her Life

accurate i agree 100%

bbomb:

ok ok oK OK so today i was in stats class when my phone started ringing and

my ringtone is the chorus of “very good” where zico’s yelling very good right so

my prof is teaching some new concepts and so it’s really quiet in this class of like 190 students and then all of a sudden you hear this “iM VERY VERY GOOOOOD” come out of nowhere oh my god

i totally flipped out forgot which pocket my cellphone was in and i accidentally pulled my headphones out of my laptop too and i was on some blog with autoplay music aND MY VOLUME WAS AT LIKE 100%

people were already laughing and i was freaking out because fUCK SHUT UP ZICO STOP SAYING IM VERY GOOD I GET IT

and then this shithead yells from two rows behind me “are you having trouble getting your cellphone out of your purse or what?”

aND THAT’S WHEN I LOST MY SHIT AND TURNED AROUND AND YELLED “IM GONNA SHOVE MY NON-EXISTENT PURSE UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE” AND oh mY GOD THE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER IT’S LIKE

YOU COULD PROBABLY HEAR EVERYONE LAUGHING FROM ASIA IM SCREAMING

my prof is brown and sO AM I SO IT’S EVEN MORE AWKWARD OH MY GOD HE JUST IGNORED IT THOUGH AND WENT BACK TO TEACHING BUT I

I DONT WANT THE REPUTATION OF THE SHORT GIRL WHO JUMPS UP IN CLASS AND TELLS a GUY THAT SHE’S GONNA SHOVE SOMETHING UP HIS TIGHT ASSHOLE

IMS TILL LAUGHIGN AND CRYUING AND IM SO EMBARRASSED AT THE SAME TIME I CAN’;T BREaTHE

i’ll send people messages and forget i sent them so when they appear on my dash they suprise me

ooh i didn’t know you have to make sure your tablet is compatible with your computer’s software

looks like i gotta look for a new tablet. that one doesn’t work with windows 8

FROM: curiousvulcan
yo. im eva and look at this really fucking cute picture of myself because im so good looking its actually kind of disgusting /winks. i love kt

Don’t ever feel bad about your imperfections I promise you can make them work for you. I used to have terrible acne on my chest and shoulders and it cleared up but there are still acne scars so I just tell boys they’re freckles and they believe me